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Academic Weapon (Currently Disarmed)
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Achilles had one weakness but I have a payment plan.
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Atlas held up the world but I can't hold a conversation.
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Beethoven went deaf but I leave my read receipts on.
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Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa but I paint over my landlord's water damage.
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Moses parted the sea but I parted ways with my therapist.
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My Cat Pays No Rent and I Respect That.
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Newton discovered gravity but I discovered I owe the IRS.
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Shakespeare wrote sonnets but I write passive-aggressive emails.
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